Had The Galipaygos round at dontblog Towers this afternoon. Caught the buggers stuffing copies of the new album in my back door (oo-er) along with bags of cash, drugs and guns (ok 50p, an antihistamine and a peashooter got dropped while I had security eject them from the grounds !!). Imagine the gall (gal ?) of them ?? Trying to bribe me, ME of all people – a pillock of the community. I used to be in the BB’s you know. “Give us a favourable review please houdi” I heard them call from just beyond the perimeter fences outside the office here. “NO” I replied. “I wont be bought. I shall review the new album on its own merits. Besides, you all still smell of Red Kite and Yellowhammer – go home !!“. It wasnt pretty I can tell you. Anyway, new album – let’s give it a whirl shall we…………
Guess what – FUCKING MAGIC !! – you can use that on the posters if you like fellas !! Love it !!
This reviewing larks a piece of piss eh. It’s all about the honesty.
I kept the 50p by the way…………hope that doesn’t constitute a bung……..