Belladrum 2012: Sensible Saturday – The Final Chapter

Right !  Finally !!  Belladrum 2012 – some words and pictures about Saturday, finally……finally, aye finally like !

I’ll tell you what – next year I’m taking notes…….

Arrived early with Mrs & Baby Houdi.  The wee person was attending her second festival – nae bad for a 10 month old – and was resplendent in her Whisky River Band T-Shirt.  Appropriately dressed as by 1pm she had experienced WRB perform both an acoustic session for her Auntie Marion and a full-line up, nappy filling electric set at the Black Isle Grassroots stage.  I was also designated driver for the day.  This’ll be a different Bella for me then !!

Roadway discuss their plan of attack for the day……..Frazer suggests whisky. Good man

From a man-with-camera point of view the first couple of hours were always going to be mental busy and I’m old and lazy (with a liddle bit of a hangover if truth be told….).  The organisers would appear to be under the impression that I own a pair of Ussain Bolt style running legs and would manage to fit in all the major local acts that Id set out to see.  Whisky River Band, Little Mill of Happiness, Zombie Militia and Iain McLaughlin all in the space of 13 and a half minutes (ok I exaggerate – 2 hours tops).  All that and the promise of some interesting acoustic sessions at MFR for Marion and Netsounds packing folk into the Rockhopper.  Something was going to have to give…………I hate myself for saying it but that turned out to be The Little Mill of Happiness.  Gutted especially after meeting them after and Matt Campbell describing it as the best they’ve ever played…………  :((

The Whiskys do it for Marion

After a quick acoustic session in the press enclosure with The Whisky River Band it was a dash down to the Hothouse Stage for the opening act down there for the day and what an act to open.  Last year the happy campers just over the fence were treated to Bronto Skylift – this year it got stepped up about 12 gears and 18 notches on the volume.  Fuck you Spinal Tap this is Zombie Militia.  Burns and his band of metal men stormed the stage and set the fucking thing on fire – Kassidy they are not, thank fuck !!  A fine start to the proceedings.  WAKEY WAKEY YOU PASTEL COLOURED KIDS OUT THERE, BELLADRUM IS ON !!  Photoset Here

Mr Burns leads the lunchtime aerobics down Hothouse way

Zombies all done and first mad-dash of the day back up to Grassroots for a rendezvous with The Whisky River Band – having already done the acoustic thang this was the full beast on show opening the Grassroots tent.  Every one of them looked as ropy as they should have after Fridays fun, games, tins and shots.  Fraser/Matt looked fit to puke but all hangovers were soon forgotten as they packed out the tent while the sun shone outside.  Always a good gauge of how well you’re doing.  That tent was cooking, as were The Whiskys !! “Doon a Storm” is the operative phrase I believe.  Photoset Here.  You can see them here on Bobby Nelsons Breaking News North

Overcoming Hangovers Since 9am………

Now I believe it is here that my schedule went to shit !!  (or not as the case may be)  I’m sure Matt and the Little Mill fellas will forgive my fuck up as I’ve just realised that I missed them for a wee acoustic treat with Willie Campbell at the Rockhopper.  He had just finished a full Open Day Rotation set in the studio over there and had kindly agreed to do a quick acoustic bit for Netsounds.  Photoset Here.  Nice one Willie – what a voice.  Such passion – regularly makes Marion Scott cry.  (so did Des and I on the Friday but for completely different reasons)

Hothouse bound again – I think I’ve also missed KOBI on mainstage by now too.  This time I’m down the hill to catch Iain McLaughlin and the Outsiders.  Last year main stage – this year a much better gig for them.  The tent was nice and busy and Id arrived pretty much bang on time for them taking the stage.

The atmospheric set opener saw Iain seem to avoid eye contact with the crowd for what seemed like an age before looking up to finally meet his audience with a warm smile and a genuine look of joy on his face – hell, even I choked a little.  Not the last emotional moment of the day (or this set for that matter….).

How You Doin’, Bella ??

Russ, Dave, Pel and Iain were joined by Roadways Ross McEwen who guested on keyboards.

This prompted a return to the pit for me with a wee tear of smileyness – Id buggered off up the back to get some crowd shots expecting Ross to make an appearance long after the photo pit had been cleared of us camera-toting vermin  :).  Another goosebumps moment.

The Outsiders proved yet again that they have the balls, the songs and the ability to take on later slots on days like these.  Roll on next year – lets move them up a few notches in the line-up !! Photoset Here

Finally I catch up with Little Mill proper – ok not totally proper – Craig is without drum kit and everything is acoustic.  We’re in the press enclosure at the MFR Arena Tent Event Marquee Fete.  Marion is too good to me.  An acoustic moment from The Little Mill of Happiness is always an intensely wonderful thing made even more amazing by it being outside on a sunny day with Willie Macaskills lilting harmonies floating around with Steves low growl while my baby slept only feet away.  Lepers Bell !  Boom – there you have yet another goosebumperoonie !!  Full Photoset Here

Nellies for the BBQ

The next couple hours was spent having some family time.  Nothing much on till later in the afternoon so time was taken to visit the other amazing places around Belladrum – the walled garden, The Healing Fields, Robs Potting Shed Stage where Martin Stephenson was having a blast with MIR and I got to say hi to Mr Oxbow and Fash.  The walled garden again had the HEN Stage as its main attraction.  Aberdeens Reid Brothers were busking there too.  Belladrum really does have something for everyone but with this years weather it just lifts it all to another level entirely !!  What a wonderful magical place it is with so much to see off the beaten track !!

Barry Mackay & Ryan Golder on the HEN Stage

The Brothers Reid serenade my wife and child. Evie jams along with tambourine

Think of this next bit as the adverts maybe.  The ‘does what they say on the tin’ section of the late afternoon and evening.  I had to take my baby home to the sitter so I just had time to catch the Ska monster that is Bombskare.  Brilliant at what they do but I couldn’t do the whole set.  Click here for photos. Having seen them 4 or 5 times now though they are guaranteed to get the audience jumping and always go down a storm.  

So I got to watch the planes do their smoke-heart from the car park and made for Inverness returning in time to get organised for Frightened Rabbit.  Another crowd pleaser – the kids love them !!  I preferred them in the intimate setting of Strathpeffer Pavilion recently but there’s no denying they can cut it with a Scottish festival crowd.  Apologies kinda made for last years non-attendance they went on to keep young and old entertained.

FRIGHTENED RABBIT PHOTOSET HERE

I’m going to get Travis out-of-the-way too at the moment before I get to the good stuff.  What I saw of Travis was most enjoyable.  Exactly what I expected.  Seasoned pro’s playing to the crowd – they loved it and Travis genuinely looked happy to be there.  Again I was in the throes of running between stages so Fran and his crew only got about 20 minutes of my time.  They were slotted in between ROADWAY, Stanley Odd and Roddy Frame was also in town – see ya Travis !! Photos here

BBC Alba happy at their work

Time for the main events for me on Bella Saturday.  First visit to the Seedlings stage today – Fridays photo-pit issues still remained so I was in no hurry to fight with front row punters to get shots of the earlier bands.  ROADWAY however were a different story.  I was having my cherry popped by these gents today – a ROADWAY virgin I would be no more and, and fuck me they popped it in style.  Opening with Fight for Freedom they just kept up the pace and the riffage and Man of the Match has to go to vocalist Dougie Grieg – it’s believed that he survives only on plutonium based cup-a-soups and Haribo Tangfastic made from pure adrenalin.  He doesn’t stop – look up ‘frontman’ in The Rock n Roll Encyclopaedia and you’ll find pictures of prehistoric cave paintings from darkest Africa which depict Dougie tearing up a stage with his teeth !!  FACT !!

Pretty amazing to see Ross and Bod onstage after the shit they’ve put up with of late – car smashes, pins and plates and comas !!  This was another expected goosebump moment and my bumps were not disappointed in the goosie stakes.  The tent was rammed and they rocked themselves proud.  I was 16 again – I always am when one of Ross McEwens bands are involved – 16 in a cut off denim jacket and a mullet.  Ross lives and breathes the classic RAWK thang – they all do.  Thats how you do a band !!  Live it !!

Iain Macleod and Bod Elder

ROADWAY PHOTOS HERE

Caught a quick 15 minutes of Aztec Camera legend Roddy Frames acoustic set in Grassroots – rumours of Edwyn Collins questing with him proved unfounded although Edwyn was apparently onsite.  Either way the crowd were well up for Roddys back catalogue which he delivered with a smile.  PHOTOS

Ok I’m running out of steam but there’s only one act left to mention – my wife and I’s personal highlight – Stanley Odd who fired on to the Seedlings stage to rapturous applause from a crowd who knew who they were there to see and what they were about to get.  What they got was the Oddsquad at their very finest.  They always deliver and no fucking way was tonight going to be an exception – THIS IS BELLADRUM !!

Still Burning & Mrs Houdi

New tracks Killergram and Carry Me Home from the forthcoming Reject album went down a storm (I’ve been fortunate enough to get a sneak peek at it and its shit hot – wait till you hear Day 3).  There were more songs but I’m only me and I forget – I was being entertained by my wife seeing Stanley Odd for the first time and loving it !!  Huge thanks to the bands sound commando Mr Jonny Fordie who got me stageside access since no pit existed as such.  Nice one big guy.  Cheers Stanley Odd- as ever !!  :)

MORE STANLEY ODD PHOTOS HERE

As with the Friday post we here at dontblog towers have to say a massive thanks to Dougie and his team at Belladrum, the Netsounds and Rockhopper guys, many of the bands for letting me point digital things at them when they’re trying to make quiet acoustic music and of course Marion and her crew for allowing me to hang about and take photos!!  You are all legends.  Roll on 2013  !!

In My Humble Opinion………….

…….and remember its only an opinion…….others are available.

Basically Mr M aka Still Burning of our East Coast brithers ower in Eberdeen, Flares n Seagulls suggested we both do a top ten for Bella type thang to compare who we’d be looking to see during the Tartan Heart Festival this coming weekend.  I’m shite at making up top tens, fives, twenties and fifties but I have given it a go and managed 6 right out of the blocks without looking at the lineup which means I’ll look at the lineup now and see another 40 acts that Id like to see or recommend that you see.  I shall keep it to the requested “10 to watch at Bella”

Now as always this is only an excuse to post my gig photos or shout about mates bands – don’t expect massive amounts of helpful information regarding stage times and what they’re having for lunch before the gig or any of that shennanigans.  Thats what the lanyards and programs are for on the day………ALSO TRY HERE

Go and take a look at Still Burnings 10  while you’re here eh (it’s actually 6 – he’s owe me 4)

So here you go – no agenda, no particular order, no rhyme nor reason………………….no real study of the lineup to be honest so this will of course be a plug for a few of my ‘special’ boys from the local musical fraternity !

GERRY JABLONSKI & THE ELECTRIC BAND – also on SB’s list but I can’t NOT have my old mate Gerry on here.  If you havent been Jablonskied yet get yerself along to the Grass Roots stage on Friday 3rd for some rip-roaring electric blues.  Went down a storm last year on the Potting Shed Stage.

Gerry and harp-player, Peter Narojczyk

ROADWAY – local fellas looking to take Classic RAWK to the goNORTH Seedlings stage on Saturday night.  Fresh from a summer spent fighting with shattered legs and comas – I shit you not – these guys have been looking for this Bella gig since their inception so expect some serious rock n roll.  I for one will finally be popping my ROADWAY cherry.  I will still make them sleep on the wet patch though !!  This will be a good one !!

STANLEY ODD – Scottish Hip-hop at its absolute finest.  Theres a huge crop of new hip-hop creeping up from the central belt right now – Profisee, Madhat McGore etc but the Odd Squad are still doing it for me.  All the right beats and all the right grooves finished off with vocals and words from Paula and Dave aka Veronika and Solareye !!  Mon the fucking Odd Squad.  The more I shout about them and the more I photograph them the more  chance I have of finally scamming a couple of t-shirts off them eh……..surely……eh………??  Stanley Odd – goNORTH Seedlings on Saturday night – clothes optional but duncing shoes a must !!

THIS SILENT FOREST - I love new Scottish music and I’m really looking forward to seeing these people play live having missed them at goNORTHs two-day event up here in Inverness in June.  I have had many a happy tweet with Squirrel (no word of G-Man, the Twenty Four Hour Party People with the  Plastic Face who Carnt Smile or whether or not there was a white out but he seems like a nice enough chap who thinks highly of family values and always chews his food).  Another Seedlings stager for Friday.  Looking forward to meeting Graeme and the band.  Have a wee video………………

THE WHISKY RIVER BAND – they’ve been very apparent in recent blog posts and I make no apologies.  These good-looking, virile young mofos are right at the top of their game right now and will be one of Saturdays highlights in Black Isle Brewerys Grassroots Stage.

Whiskys on last year Seedlings stage

My other favourites from the local crop are the mighty goddamned Little Mill of Happiness.  The six piece will fit nicely on the Hothouse Stage and Steve Obern will undoubtedly enjoy growling loudly that close to the campsite.  This will be a marked difference to my last outing with them at Hush Inverness where they were crammed into a nightclub type bar for goNORTH.  Really looking forward to this one.  Strangely I didn’t pay much attention to the Hothouse last year but I have a feeling I’ll get myself down there more often this time around.

Big headliner type one and my guilty pleasure will probably have to be Travis.  they’ve grown on me over the years and I quite fancy them for this Bella.  That may change on the day – there’s just so much on but compared to last years bland Texas and Deacon Blues, Travis have a bit of credibility with me.  I think they’ll be perfect for the Garden Stage this weekend!

Ok Still Burning – that’s seven – there’s just too much to choose from so I’m going to stop before I either offend someone or get annoyed at myself.  No real surprises there for anyone who knows me but as always, I make no apology.  Im like that you know – like the Fonz

Oh fuck – hang on – there’s one other band Im screaming to see this weekend.  The Oxides !!  Yeaaaaaaaaah !!  What ?  They didn’t get the gig – WTF ?  A travesty !  Gutted – next year boys.  Next year !!

Now there are a multitude of ‘also-rans’ – remember I’m useless at top tens.  Belladrum is the perfect environment to discover new music.  New music you maybe otherwise wouldn’t think about listening to.  Theres busking going on.  There are stages you don’t even know exist.  YOU MUST VISIT ROB ELLENS POTTING SHED STAGE AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE OVER THE WEEKEND.  In fact if your camping Thursday night get over there and say hello as their weekend starts then with some tasty jamming and blues stuff going. Hit the Walled Garden and visit the HEN Stage too for some more under-the-radar music.

Theres a wealth of local talent from the Highlands on display this year – stuff from every genre.   Id love to shout about them all but I just don’t have the time this week.  Have a look around the blog – there should be bits and pieces about most in here somewhere.  As always Netsounds have some pretty amazing posts containing stuff to see at Bella this year so go check them out too.  They had a cracking wee carnival going on over at their site in the trees with all sorts going off at the Rockhopper Studio – also well worth a visit.  Remember the above list is what I’M doing this weekend – you do whatever the hell you like cos you will enjoy it.

This is the perfect festival and undoubtedly the best Scotland has to offer in both festival type goodies and music for your delectation !!

WE HERE AT THE NON-BLOG HAVE TO WISH CLAIRE AND ALI ALL THE BEST FOR THEIR NUPTIALS (thats a wedding to you of the filthy minds) AT THE TEMPLE ON FRIDAY LUNCHTIME.  LETS HOPE IT ALL GOES SMOOTHLY AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER ISNT TOO MUCH OF A FANNY

TARTAN FUCKING HEART !!  YAAAAAAAAS !!

(other festivals are available but theyre nae half as good…..)

Ooooooh and heres a wee one slipping under the wire at the last minute………..

Little Mill of Happiness Announce New Toilet

Yip !!  You heard it here first !!  Why the hell they feel they need to announce the installation of new porcelain over at Little Headquarters of Happiness down on Obern Avenue Ill never know.  Apparently the cheeky wee Little Millers have taken the massive profit from the initial sales of the Capsized Sailors EP and spunked it on a new loo – thats right spunked on a new loo !!   We are unsure at this juncture whether the deal was sweetened with a bidet or if its just a bog-standard poop-pan style affair !  Crivvens……..oh, ah wait now !!  Im reading this email from Matt again…….

Ach shite – it transpires The Little Mill of Happiness have gone and got themselves a new BLOG, not bog !!  Fucksake !  Theyre also delighted to announce the following shows

  • June 16th – IGLU Inverness – Supporting Two Wings, (acoustic!)
  • July 19th – Captains Rest, Glasgow
  • August 4th – Belladrum Festival, Hot House Stage
  • August 16th – Ironworks Summer Showcase, Inverness

Also – FREEBIE ALERT – also they have an exclusive unreleased track for you when you sign up for the mailing list.  Rumour has it its either Britneys Oops I Did It Again or a cover version of Napalm Deaths cover version of The Dead Kennedys classic, Nazi Punks Fuck Off.  Well I can exclusively reveal that the rumour was started by me and its plain and simple downright lies !!  Id like to hear either track covered though.  What you will actually get is an outtake from the EP recording sessions.

Apart from the freebie the list hopes to offer more free recordings, videos and exclusives to fans in advance of pubic releases.  Like good boys they promise not to hit you with spiced ham and only send you emails when they have something to give you or tell you.

The mailing list can be accessed from here.  Feel free to sign up for my one too if you like, please, please (or ill strangle the puppy with shards of rainbow).  All the best in your new blog chaps !!  Remember the Little Mill website is still here too……..

And, yes, I know it says pubic – my typos are deliberate unless they arent  :-)

A Belladrum Exclusive ?? Here ?? Surely Not !! Yes It Is and Stop Calling Me Shirley !!

Tartan Heart Festival 2012 – Belladrum – Scotland

It gives me great pleasure, nay, its an honour to get the heads up on this one.  One of my favourite stages has just finalised its line-up for Tartan Heart 2012 and their Head Honcho has deemed this ickle wee blot on the horizon of cyberspace as being the outlet for the announcement.  I speak of course of The Potting Shed Stage and Mr Rob Ellen, the Highlands & Islands foremost broom-handle bassist and dungaree-wearer extraordinaire.

Uncle Rob and Cousin Jason

The Potting Shed Stage is a highlight of mine purely for its atmosphere and eclectic mix of people, bands, beers and hats.  Its seen local heroes to country cousins from waaaaay across the pond grace its boards in past years.  As far as interesting mixes go, this year will be no exception by the looks of the lineup.  This is not just any old stage or main stage or deadwood stage – this is an event within an event – this is Medicine Show country !!  Yee,and indeed, Haw !!

Now as is my thang – I dont go on and on about the people below – I shall merely provide you with a link to go and check them out for yourself.  Im like fricking google when I get going.  ( I have to say that Robs scored some real unmissables for this years set-up though – click the links and see whats what)

Thursday the 2nd August – the traditional pre-Bella shindiggery – will feature Leah, Josephine Sillars and Matt Sillars’ Coffee Shop Revue so if youre camping down Bella way take a stoater along and say hello.  Its the Potting Shed – yer always welcome at Uncle Robs  :)

Highland Hot Club

Friday starts to mix it up with Lady Miss EmmaThe GalipaygosBlackrock CeilidhDave Fleming, The Highland HotclubParma VioletsOxbow Lake Band, Texas Tim Scott & Matt MorrowThe Federals and Davy Cowan & the Storm Chasers.  (have I mentioned that Davy has an album out with a beautiful cover design ?  I had ?  Oh well – its still available as am I if you need any cover art – just saying like)

Galipaygo Andrew Still during recording for the recent album

Recently wed Davy Cowan !!

David “No press please Im on the phone” Fleming

Tartan Hearts final day, Saturday 4th, has the Potting Shed really getting its groove on with the legend that is Calum Stewart with Fash & The Barberaville/Dingwall ConnectionBluebellyAlan FrewDorec-a-BelleGypsy Dave SmithMIRRed Hook RapidsDes Horsfall’s Kuschty RyeThe O’sIsaac & Hamish, Defcon One and to finish off proceedings the supergroup to end all supergroups, The Potting Shed All Stars

Parmaviolets

The Incredible String Band ?? Aye ? Naw ? Mebbe ?

Mr Sutherland of the North !! :)

Defcon One also have some nifty CD artwork……..

Dorec-a-Belle

So, Belladrum eh, you spend a weekend wandering around the best festival venue the UK has to offer as far as Im concerned – just make sure when youre doing the rounds that you stick your head in past the Potting Shed Stage and say hello, have a boogie, have a seat – hey – do whatever rings your bell (there may even be the odd bell kicking around that you can ring yourself).  Do stop by though and breath in some of the original Belladrum spirit !!  Carlsberg dont do Highland music festivals but Im still owe Fash two tins from last year !!  See you at the Shed !!

Information on Tartan Heart 2012 can be found here (tickets, camping, lineup etc etc).  Sponsors for this years stage are Northern Roots Events and Square WheelsI have, of course, shortened it down to The Potting Shed cos Im lazy but its full title is as always Square Wheels Potting Shed Stage.  Now hopefully that keeps everyone happy.   Mines a pint when you see me around (partial to a wee dram too so dont be shy)

Here are photos from past Tartan Hearts on my flickr pages – enjoy !

Youre Having a Laugh

When the good people in press offices send me nice emails then the least I can do is mention their upcoming gigs.  Its only fair  In fact heres one now………..

Now I dont really do comedy on here – I leave that up to other jokers (see what I did there – ahhh the shite just keeps on coming) but seeing as the Ironwoworks are good to me I shall give this one a shout out  :-)

Monday  August 6th  Al Murray, The Pub Landlord is bringing his TOWIE inspired show The Only Way is Epic to a local Inverness Ironworks near you on Academy Street as part of a string of dates across the Highlands & Islands this summer.  Lets hope he doesnt lead any of our local venue employees astray this time round…………DB ??

Here comes the blurb………………

“Broken Britain may be staring into the bottom of an empty pint glass, but don’t lose hope – Al Murray The Pub Landlord is back to fill it up again, with a brand new show of epic proportions.  Britain’s most irrepressible Innkeeper will be serving up his premier brew of ale-inspired acumen and bar-room buffoonery at a theatre near you this autumn, as part of his 2012 THE ONLY WAY IS EPIC TOUR.  This monumental new live stand-up show from the multi-award-winning comedian, directly follows the nationwide success of the Guv’s twice extended Barrel of Fun tour, and is sure to sell-out fast. Get your orders in now!  ”

www.thepublandlord.com

Age Limit: Parental discretion advised. Show contains adult themes.

JULY

Tuesday 31st Aros Hall – Tobermory

AUGUST

Wednesday 1st Sabhal Mor Ostaig – Skye

Thursday 2nd Macphail Centre – Ullapool

Friday 3rd An Lanntair – Stonoway

Sunday 5th Castlebay Hall – Barra

Monday 6th Ironworks – Inverness

Tuesday 7th Birnam Institute – Birnam

Wednesday 8th Queens Hall – Dunoon

 All tickets are on sale at 9am Friday 4th May.

 Tickets available from:

Online:www.ticketmaster.co.uk, www.seetickets.com, www.beyondhighlands.com

Phone: Ticketmaster 08444 999990 (all shows), 01471 844207 (Skye only)

In Person: An Tobar (Mull), Venue (Ullapool, Stornoway, Inverness, Birnam, Dunoon), tbc (Barra).

New X-Box Game to Rival Guitar Hero – LOCAL HEROes………

goNORTH are pleased to announce the introduction of the Local Heroes Stage to this years event. The showcase will, as the name suggests, boast a diverse selection of locally based artists.

Taking place at The Exchange on Wednesday 6 June, the programme will feature James MackenzieRoadwayNaked Red and He Slept On 57.

“The Local Heroes Stage will shine a spotlight on the diverse array talent that is emerging through the Inverness music scene”, said Netsounds Unsigned co-founder Jamie Macdonald.“We are delighted to be staging this showcase in association with goNORTH and we hope it will further illuminate our local heroes.”

James Mackenzie

Stuart Nelson of He Slept on 57

Being Down about Aerials Up :-(

Being Aerially Up :)

Gutted to have recieved an email this afternoon from Ruth and the Aerials Up gang.  Sad News was the subject matter – sad news indeed……..

I’m sorry to have to send you this email, but I’m writing to let you know that Aerials Up are no longer. 

It’s been an absolute pleasure and we’re going to remember lots of good and fun times, but unfortunately the reality of life and the juggling of time and money has proved too much.

 We’re planning to formally announce the news very soon, and would be grateful if you wouldn’t mention it just yet. But we just wanted to get in touch with you and a few other folk who have been good enough to support us along the way to say a heartfelt thanks.”

Id like to wish Kemy, Debbie, Murphy, Neil, Chris, Cat and my tweeting buddy, Ruth all the best for the future in any projects they become involved in.  It was a pleasure to make their aquaintance and photograph them on a few occasions !!  They were always very polite, even when hungover at beer festivals on strange non-islands !!

Them Crazy Aerials Up Kids pre-show at Hoots

28 People Playing Stuff……..give or take……..

Ok so Murray the Net has been making his claims to attending millions of gigs in the space of a few minutes.  Yeah well we’ve had enough of all that !!  (No mention on the podcast for his tour manager for the last part of his oddyssey either – how quickly we forget – thatll be the Budvar).  Well tonight his tour manager (ie ME) went on an oddyssey of his own and managed to see 28 musicians play live (potentially 29 but I missed the first act at the Ironworks as I was doing my nails).  That is correct – 28 live musicians in the space of 2 and a half hours and 2 streets !!  Let me explain………………………..

First up was a trip to the splendiferous Inverness Ironworks for a shindig featuring my mates The Whisky River Band and some blokes and a lassie from Glasgow – naval types, Admiral Something or other.  I shall start with them.

Admiral Fallow got stuck in setting up their own gear for the most part which was refreshing to see in this day and age.  They stood and had a wee tune up too and the relaxed audience didnt really pay them any attention – almost like they werent supposed to…….yet.  Kinda cool I thought.  Off they went and had a quick break then returned with their gig heads and t-shirts on. Now the audience payed attention. Tracks from their forthcoming Tree Bursts in Snow long player sat well alongside the Boots Met My Face stuff.  Louis Abbotts banter was good, as always, telling the assembled throng that their singalong antics had been better than Aviemores.  Ooooh Controversy !!  Careful now (bet he was right tho – hehe – ‘mon the Ness).  Nice, though, to see another major player on the Scottish scene playing the smaller more intimate, out-of-the-way venues like Aviemore, Skye and the likes of Strathpeffer.  (Frightened Rabbit were there last weekend remember).

Still it was to be an uphill struggle with me Im afraid.  I find Admiral Fallow a tad bland for my liking – dont get me wrong, blands not a problem for me as such, theres a time and a place for it.  Unfortunately for Louis and Team Fallow the time is not 25 minutes after our very own Whisky River Band had done serious damage to the roof of the Ironworks, almost to the point of tearing the facking thing off (metaphorically speaking of course otherwise a Health & Safety risk would have arisen requiring a whole new set of risk assessments – a world of HSE shit I can tell you !!  )  Aye them Whisky River lads and lasses (hold on……..?? – Oh Mrs Wook was in fine voice on backing vocals between songs – the now infamous “We Love You Toby !!”  shout however is attributed to Mrs Wooks sister – The Tellywifie), aye, they fairly cooked during their short but oh so sweet set of tunes, old faves and stuff from the new album – each member played a fucking stoater !!  (even Matt Cardle – is that wearing thin yet ?  Probably !!).

Now if you were in attendance and thought otherwise then please dont take offence – bear in mind these are merely my own humble opinions to ‘compliment’ the images.  I have to say though, that when the hairs on yer neck are rigid and Im that proud of The Whisky River Band tonight  Im close to squeezing one out – a tear that is – then I need no more convincing that this was WRB’s night – pure and simple !!  I am, once again, piss-in-pant excited about the album release in June (some tasty cover images involved I believe )

Ahhhh but haud on I hear you say………youre short of musicians and it must be time you were nearly home !!  Yes indeed – thats only 11 musicians (12 potentially, sorry James Cantry – tonights other support act with a cracking hat).  Where do I find another 17 musicians at this time of night ???  Piece of piss……..see below……………..

Rooty Ma Toot Big Band in all their glory at Hootananny

Cheers for reading – thats yer lot – just another session of me blowing smoke up the Whiskys bums – Im biased of course but they are that good !!

Oh – before I go – here are the WRB Ladies Team in full flow !!  :-)

The Tequila River Band